[Hook hisses]

Oi, oi. Relax. How was I suppose to know a random lass at a brothel was desired by a demon lord? As far as I knew she was no different than those other girls. I ain’t trying to steal from a demon lord…

[Well, he could tell she was pretty much untouched and that was appealing.]

Gimme a break. You no marks or signs on her anywhere…